Most people won’t know the winner of US presidential elections until later this year. Initially, I thought that the next president will be decided by who can profit most from the insanely insecure voting machines…
Now, however, I have changed my mind and realised that security vulnerabilities are not as important anymore, as the most important and decisive factor of them all has decided to reveal himself and swing his weight behind Mike Huckabee! He would probably become the president himself, if only it wasn’t so boring. Who needs the nuclear briefcase anyway, when a roundhouse kick right to the face can solve any and all problems?
Ladies and gentlemen, please bow low for Chuck Norris and his will of steel! :-)
