Hamsters and terrorists everywhere, rejoice!

Municipality police of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, has come forth with yet another breathtaking initiative to keep us all safe and free from the evil oppression.

This time, it’s a campaign educating the public on how to spot a terrorist, urging them to report people who would seek to destroy our liberties.

Have you ever noticed someone, for example, using a computer? Yes? Bloody hell! How about taking photographs, traveling somewhere, or even calling someone on their cell phone? Then it’s your duty to report them, so that proper action to save us all can be taken. Seriously, I’m not making this up:

I don’t think this poster is very good and thorough, though – they should have thought it through more. I am certain beyond a degree of reasonable doubt that it lacks several other important things… I will try to mention a few that could really make it easier for people to spot terrorists.

TERRORISTS NEED TO EAT AND DRINK
Have you seen anyone buying food or beverages for other people than themselves? Has it made you suspicious?

TERRORISTS NEED TO WALK ON THE STREETS
Their dark meetings of pure evil can take place anywhere and anytime. Have you ever seen anyone downtown who didn’t tell you where they were going?

TERRORISTS NEED TO REST
Make sure you are extra vigilant in vicinity of hostels and dormitories, and pay special attention to people suspiciously sitting on benches in public spaces.

TERRORISTS NEED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER
Did you ever notice people talking discretely to each other? They could be planning the next 9/11 as they speak, and every second you hesitate to report them to special police units could cost thousands of innocent lives!

TERRORISTS NEED TO REPORT TERRORISTS
In the times of worldwide crisis that reflects into today’s highly competitive terror market, have you ever seen anyone report other terrorists to get rid of their rivals? (…okay, maybe not. :-P)

Umm… and have you seen anyone lately ridiculing counter-terrorist measures? …oops. ;-)